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Name: Renee`
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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Love is as simple as  4 little words.

 

maggiechoc

CHOC- O- LA- TE


Thursday, December 28, 2006

Currently Listening
Return to the Sea
By Islands
Where theres a will Theres a Whalebone
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I highly recommend this CD

i got my bridesmaid dress a few days ago. its a strapless dress with a cinched/crinkled waist and the bottom is bunched up...so kinda like a cute party dress

its realllly beautiful dark olive green so it goes with my hair and eyes. yah....i'll be pretty much perfect once i find some stilletoes to match.

i still need someone to dance with(basically i need a date) so if you wanna come ask and maybe ill pick you!!

man i just went shopping cause im makeing sushi on saturday night and daaaammmmmnnnn cute boy in the sushi fish place. mmmm he was fine.

but helll took me twelve years to find the rice.

so yah im boiling up in here.
gonna go take of some clothes

sleep now.shower tomorrow.work tomorrow afternoon/night.work sat-sun.sushi sat.death sleep mon-wed.

i'll basically be comtose/drugged or whateve


Thursday, December 21, 2006

I despise KIM!

that little slimy piece of nuclear waste matter blended with the poop in my backyard from buck and a dash of mid-july musk that hangs about a 500lb man that just went jogging and delicatly topped off with the scum from my bathtub after ashley takes a shower wont keep her nilla popscicle fingers off me!!!!

 

im super ticklish and she cant control the urge to jab her fingers into my ribcage causeing the air in my lings to be compressed so i cannot breathe thus turning me into a a fish out of water....flopping and gasping about splashing and drippin with water...

disgusting

and she's a hard lil momasita to beat off too! damn that woman works out or somethin. anyways havent been here in a long time and thought i might up date to see how alls going. call me people people.

 

wait...nvm. i aint gonna put my cell phone number on the net! creepy bobby look-a-likes will call me at like 5am trying to phone sex me...sickkkkkkooo

 

ya ummm. just ask and ill find a way to get it to you and maybe we can hang out cause i just got my liscencesssssssss yayayayya

 

ew but talk abotu a fugly picture haahha i shoulda known they were out to get me

so my sister figured what colorscheme she wants for her bridemaided(me) a really pretty blue and all. i think itll be quite good. yay.  i need a date for it in like march or april.

 

or atleast someone who will show up to dance with me and drink some champagne?

 

 


Thursday, December 14, 2006

always a bridesmaid never a frickin bride

like i said!!!!

NEVERRRRR
AHHHHHHHHHHh


ps.

sister got engaged.

THE ($) sister got $$$$$$$ (aka) bling bling blgingngfkj;sdfjkbshfbdsbfHSBiushear


how come only african and mexican men like me?

oh yah...cause im hot. and youre not oooohhhhhhhh!

anyways.
come see me wear pastel pink with frills sometime in march. ill be the one who is clingin the spiked punch bowl bawling me mascara ridden eye out as a hansdome waisty jamaicn cuddles me to the cake.....


ps
goin to the chapel renes not going to the chapel renees not goin to the chapel of loooooove. renees not gooonna get maaarrrriiieddd npot goooooonnnnaaa get maaarrrriiiieidddd.. my life suuuuuuuckkks in the chapel of love ( and champagne that calls my name where the jamaicins with waists play gammmes with my heart and i say quit playin games with my heart cause opps baby i did it again i cried me a riiiivvvvvverrrrr )

i actually listen to techno funk.



Wednesday, October 04, 2006

IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

 

-ish

in the past year i have:

 

almost failed 11th grade, gotten my nose peirced on a kids front porch, got grouded for a year, went to Washington DC and New Orleans to help with Katrina relief, broke my straightener, rode on a bus for 140000 million hours past corn and cotton fields, stayed one night in an ex-insane asylem, got attacked by roaches, got my fingers stuck under a floor board, met a cute boy from colorado, kissed A boy(no not the same boy),accidentally took the pants of Serina's stuffed pig Wilbur off, got mud in my nose, rode in a car for 450506 trillion hours past crap houses and rusty trucks, helped cook for a film crew of 15-20 people, and watched a horror movie get filmed, rescused an abandoned and abused dog named MAX, got called the B word by my sister, hung out with a saucy mommy named KIM, got the poop scared out of me from watching zombie movies, got my cell phone back (praise God in heaven for He is good), my bed got stolen by the fag in the next room, had to make 35 mini-woven loom things for my aunt for 7$, got a job, go for 3-4 hr jogs almost everyday, had inflamed hip and knee joints for like 3 days and i was ready to die or put myself into a medically-induced coma, take my vitamins, did a "bobby moved to farmersville" dance and nearly broke my toe while doing so, helped eat the cookies kim made for my dads bday tomorrow, i graduate in MAY(so come you fools!) and am currently taking classes t estfield and richland college.

 

my exciting life.

tell me what ive missed out on in yours!



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